Hook 'Em Horns Part IV

The Honeymoon:
Things didn't go quite as good as Barstool Betty had imagined for their honeymoon. Instead of whisking her away to a romantic get-a-away, Buffalo Bob took his new bride on a hunting expedition. Much to her dismay, she spent hours gutting and cleaning a little buck Bob was lucky enough to hit with a bullet, when he was out hunting ducks with Old Blue.

Despite the inconveniences and unromantic trip, Bob still managed to get a little play-in-bed action and soon after the glorious honeymoon was over.

Bob took that buck skin and made a lovely wall hanging to hang over Old Blue's pet bed.

Several months past and it became apparent that their honeymoon resulted in the coming of a misfortunate child, doomed to live with two loser parents. Bob proudly pulled out his old rocking horse from the shed and cleaned it up in preparation for his newbie baby. He built a new horn, cow chair for those late night feedings.
18 Oct. 2003